jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag)

actuallyroz:

shut up mother it’s not a phase now buy me this shirt that says ‘i love reading about buttsex’